January 16, 2008
SPRING CLEANING TO DO LIST
| MICHELLE MUENZLER |
Saturday:
1. Install iron fence—start early when they’re too groggy to notice, best to finish fast
2. Fumigate house—make sure to pick up enough foggers, better too many than too few
3. Spray garden—pick up several brands, they might be immune to some
4. Spray garden again, just in case
5. Rip up toadstool rings—still need to pick a neighbor’s yard to dump them, Mrs. K maybe?
Sunday:
1. Enjoy the silence
Michelle Muenzler is a proud Texan, only minus the cowboy hat, the horse, the pickup truck, and the accent. She does jealously guard her beer, though. Her work can be found in upcoming issues of Electric Velocipede, Coyote Wild, and Renard’s Menagerie.