January 16, 2008
WHAT’S FAULKNER GOT TO DO WITH IT?
| BERRY HENDERSON |
[found scrawled on a napkin in a diner]
To Do
1. Finish rough draft of “Serial Killers in Exile.”
2. Warm blood pie in fridge.
3. Dessert (undecided—splurge with meds and that green pill I bought three nights ago?)
4. Kill.
5. Darling.
To Do
1. Finish rough draft of “Serial Killers in Exile.”
2. Research types of hooks used in deep sea fishing because I’m going to need a goddamn big one.
3. Load photo slideshow to blog: “Stuff the Feral Cat Puked on the Hood of the SUV.”
4. Kill.
5. Mockingbird.
To Do
1. Finish rough draft of “Serial Killers in Exile.”
2. Carve a jack-o-lantern to put on front porch and dare the sumbitches in the homeowner’s association to quote a single by-law to me.
3. I know it’s January; I’ve got last year’s calendar.
4. Kill.
5. Grandmother.
Berrien C. Henderson lives with his wife and children in southeast Georgia. He teaches high school and enjoys studying the martial arts and writes, as time allows, on the side.